By Joanna Hogan

Captiva, Fla. — Some 40 Town and River Cruise Club skippers and crew members enjoyed a Jan. 25 luncheon at the Green Flash Waterfront Restaurant.  

A spectacular view of Pine Island Sound captivated everyone, many of whom arrived via member yachts including “Sal-Vation,”“Persistence,” “Ken Do” and “Angelica Rose,” the latter named for the granddaughter of our commodore, Mike DiBenedetto and his sparkling first mate, Liz DiBenedetto, who served as the event’s photographer for the event.

The cruisers also enjoyed tempting menu offerings such as calamari, buffalo chicken wings, crunchy grouper sandwiches, Philly cheesesteak, Timmy’s Nook hamburgers and more. The bloody Mary and the screwdriver were among the most popular “Day drink” thirst quenchers.

Honorata Shue won the 50/50 drawing; and a half dozen mariners knew the right answers in a “Florida man headline competition” (created by the day’s co-host, Richard Hogan).  

Florida Headline Competition

Which of these actual Florida man or Florida woman headlines are from Florida and which aren’t?

  • Florida man attacks woman with pool noodle after she repeatedly throws his watermelon into ocean
  • Florida man attacks friend with sword in drunken dispute over penmanship
  • Florida woman pulls foot-long gator from her pants in traffic stop
  • Florida man overcome by blue-green algae after jumping into canal to escape police
  • Paranormal investigator faces charges after “shooting at ghosts”
  • Florida man calls 911 to ask for help finding his remote
  • Florida woman says she crashed because she saw a Sasquatch
  • Florida woman admits using county cash to buy dog tuxedo
  • Florida man turns self in to police for littering
  • Florida man had 800 pounds of stolen lemons.
  • Florida woman says lingerie firm fired her because she was “too hot”
  • Florida man jumps 177 feet to his death from 10th-floor Royal Caribbean cruise ship deck
  • Florida man arrested for punching out gas pumps, car wash machinery and some trees because angry with girlfriend
  • Florida man arrested for getting naked and doing strange dance in McDonald’s